I found this courtesy of Stiffs and Georges. Take a look at these transcripts, then tell me that this scenario wasn’t a lot funnier when Jon Favreau did it in Swingers.
That’s one of the greatest single-actor scenes I’ve ever watched. The transcripts are just…awful. We don’t know the other side of the conversation in the early stages, but it’s clear once it gets to October 2nd that this is a monologue.